Wednesday, December 27, 2006


Contributor: Flame
Location : Block 622A, Bukit Batok Central Link (HDB multi storey car park next to WestMall Shopping Centre)
Date: Monday, 18th December, 2006
Time: 1926 hours - 2230 hours
Flame: As you can see, this VIP required 1 + 1/3 of parking lot for parking. It is either because the owner's size is too big, or the passenger at the back is a fat ass.

Saturday, December 23, 2006


Contributor: LS
Date: Saturday, 21st October, 2006
Time: 1400 hours
Place: Car park at 86 East Coast Road, Katong Village
LS: This stupid motorcyclist parked his bike in a car parking lot at Katong village. Can't really remember the actual date because it happened two months ago. Tried many times then to e-mail the picture to, but couldn't send through.

Monday, December 18, 2006


Contributor: DH
Place: IMM Building Level 4 car park
Date: Friday, 15th December, 2006
Time: 1500 hours
DH: This driver parked his Rover 75 beyond the parking lot.
If he doesn't know how to park a big car, he should drive a smaller car.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006


Contributor: Geronimo
Place: Driveway in front of Block 183D Rivervale Crescent
Date: Tuesday, 12th December, 2006
Time: 2000 hours - 2100 hours
Geronimo: This bugger always parks his black Subaru WRX along the driveway, hindering other drivers from getting in and out of the Block 184 multi-storey car park. Single continuous white line in the center of the driveway means no parking on both sides the road at all times. But this bugger wants convenience for himself at the expense of other residents, causing inconvenience to them. He lives on the first floor, and uses the public driveway right in front of his unit as his personal parking space. Just like what a landed property owner would do. Of course the latter does not inconvenience his neighbors since he parks his car(s) within his own personal compound.
It's hard for parking warden to issue summon to this bugger because he's able to keep watch over his car at all times. The moment a parking warden appears, he would scurry to move his car into the car park before the warden can issue him a summon.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006


Contributor: Miss Vanda
Place: Blk 424A, Canberra Road multi-storey car park, Deck 2A
Date: Wednesday, 22nd November, 2006
Time: 1207 hours
Miss Taupok: The parking lots were labeled ‘M/CYCLES’. There were many parking spaces on the higher decks. There were 6 decks of parking lots. Just lazy.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Blue Subaru Impreza 1.6TS

Contributor: ST
Date: Thursday, 23rd November, 2006
Place: A car park in NUS
ST: This is priceless!
First picture shows a car at NUS being clamped. Now you may be wondering what's so special. Now check out the second picture: He was clamped because he was parking in 2 lots! Apparently someone got irritated and complained to the authorities. And it was topped off with a nice note on the windscreen.


Contributed by: Sky
Place: Blk 511A, Choa Chu Kang Street 51
Date: Sunday, 10th November, 2006
Time: 0035 hours
Sky: NOTICE OF PARKING OFFENCE served on United Premas Limited
Notice Number: 123456789A
Vehicle Number: FX506K
Place of Offence: Choa Chu Kang Street 51 Blk511A
Parking Lot Number: 36
Date & Time of Offence: 10/12/2006 00:35AM
Rule Infringed (For description, see below): 13#, 13*, 4(1)#
Composition Amount: $??

Rule No. - Nature of Offence
13# - Parking beyond the boundaries of a parking lot
13* - Parking/Stopping in such a manner as to cause obstruction

PP: This is funny. United Premas is one of the contractors that is engaged by HDB and URA to issue summons on their behalf after they outsourced their carpark enforcement function. Now one of their parking wardens has been caught for parking improperly. This bugger might have gone to Choa Chu Kang to catch people who have either not displayed or have displayed insufficient parking coupon(s). But he failed to cover his own ass by parking his motorbike properly before discharging his duties.


Contributor: Andi
Date: Saturday, 18th November, 2006
Time: 2300 hours
Andi: Obviously, the driver didn't know his parking well.

PP: This is a borderline case. The car's butt might have protruded out of its lot, but its wheels are still within the lot.